Compelling Reasons to Avoid "Hell"!!

It really quite amusing - When given a little thought
Of how Hell might be - And with what it might be fraught
I'd expect it to be unpleasant - For that is its purpose, you know
So one should expect the worst - And it might be a bad blow!!

The little bully from grade school - Will be there to beat you up and laugh
Your most embarrassing moment - Will be hung in a photograph
And the maddest you've been - Will be multiplied times ten
Your frustration will be almost unbearable - Then you'll be saying AMEN!!

You'll be wishing and praying - Then your pizza will arrive
Delivered by the Devil - Who will make sure you barely survive
Your mortal worst enemy - Will then come walking by
With the girl of your dreams - They'll look at you, smile and sigh!!

And the last fellow you screamed at - While flipping him the bird
Will end up as your roommate - I know it sounds absurd
But think about it for a minute - Is Hell suppose to be fun
Where you frolic and play - And be friends with everyone!!

Every bad thought you've ever had - Every selfish deed you did
Will boil up for inspection - Like a huge pyramid
You'll be wishing and praying - As you relive your past life
If only I could do it over - I'd avoid all this strife!!

I'd treat people with respect - And I'd pray and give thanks
I'd enjoy the present moment - And not hoard my money in the bank
I'd appreciate the beauty - Which surrounds me each day
I'd keep everything pleasant - In what I'd think and say!!

Well Booby, please listen - For it's not over yet
You can still make those changes - For God is a sure bet
And hopefully your friends - Will all go there too
But it's every man for himself - That's tough love but true!!

It's a personal decision - Which we each have to make
To become one with Higher Power - Who heals every heartbreak
And life will become fun - And you live your life more fully
And hey, guess what - You'll never have to see that grade school bully!!