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NOT AGAIN!!

Bud Dauphin/December 1996

 

Don’t get too excited - But history is about to repeat

Remember back in the late 70’s - The drum had an identical beat

We need a downtown stadium - To save the city, don’t you know

It won’t cost the people a cent - And then it began to snow!!

 

The guys with all the money - Would meet and decide how

They could build a stadium - Kinda like they’re doing now

They’d lay out all the strategy - The good would be for all

The general population isn’t smart enough - Thirty guys will make the call!!

 

The state needs a football team - The Vikings will not stay

Unless they get a dome - That’s where they want to play

The power’s that be responded - It was laid out very cute

There’d be a downtown dome tax - The people’s voice was mute!!

 

Now history is getting ready - For an encore, don’t you know

The only thing that’s missing - Is a politician with courage to show

But that ain’t going to happen - Cause the lobbyist guns are big

You might not be a baseball fan - But in your pocket, they will dig!!

 

The homeless have no place to sleep - Nor lobbyist’s for their fight

Let’s put them in the metrodome - They’ll be warm and out of sight

But the rules won’t allow that - Well, ain’t that just too bad

Maybe it’s time for a paradigm shift - What do you say, Mr. Pohlad??

 

When profit is the motive - Changes can be made

Laws were changed for Dayton’s - And count what Northwest Airlines paid

They hired every lobbyist - So there only was, one side

And once again the citizens - Got taken for a ride!!

 

So is it that important - To have a winning team

And build another stadium - Around another scheme

Then our kids will sit and watch - Nine millionaires play

Pitting their hopes on nothing else - That it might be them some day!!

 

I’m sorry, but I can’t buy it - Is there something I don’t see

Let’s do something for mankind - Instead of just, ME!ME!

So if you want a stadium - Pay for it yourself

But stop hustling the rest of us - And hoarding all your wealth!!

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