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Bud the Rhymer

I write personalized rhymes for a Funny Wedding Toast- Inspirational Speeches - Funny Retirement Roast – Funny Birthday Toast – Eulogies – Roasts – On-Hold Messages – Anniversaries – Pet Remembrances

Okay, you've been asked to be in a wedding. It's a good friend and you want to look good and have fun. Then the hammer falls. You're asked to give a Funny best man toast or a funny maid of honor toast at the reception. You've never given a toast, but you've heard some and they weren't very good, which is what made them memorable. You go frantically onto the Internet and see books you can buy, prewritten toasts that you can buy and now you've found Rhymelines. Here we won't sell you some pre-fabricated rhyming inspirational speeches that have been recited by others hundreds of times over, your rhyme will be customized and completely unique to you.

Giving the pre-written toast, you take the chance of two things happening. It's a boring toast or someone has heard it before. Remember that you wanted this to be a happy and memorable occasion. What makes maid of honor speeches memorable? Having original material about the bride and groom is what makes it memorable. The toast is filled with tidbits about the life of the bride and the groom that no one else has lived. The bride and groom love it because they are center stage where they should be on their wedding day. The rhyme that I put to wedding poems and best man speeches further re-emphasizes the content in a catchy and memorable way.

They will love how powerful and wonderful your rhyme will be.

You stand out, as someone who went to the extra trouble of putting together a toast that is original, humorous and factual about the new bride and groom.

As an extra added bonus, you can have your wedding poems, maid of honor speeches, or best man speeches framed and give it as a wedding present to the new couple, as well as having it reduced and put on cards to be handed out to the wedding guests as keepsakes.

Don't think for a minute that people won't want a copy of your toast, it's what sets the professional apart from the amateurs. The beauty of a RhymeLines Toast is the thoughts are easy to understand because they are in rhyme with a set rhythm to them. They are easy and fun to listen to, which is why you have to read slowly and pause for the laughter when it comes.

The same holds true for a retirement roast or toast. You can amble to the podium and give some convoluted inspirational speech that bores your co-workers to death or you can surprise them with a well-written rhyme about your friend and show everyone you cared enough to do the job right by ordering a hilarious rhyming retirement speech.

People feel special when rhymes are written specifically about them. You're not going to the retirement party for the food, because usually it's not that good, you're going because you have a warm feeling about the person, or you like them or maybe even adore them. Show it with a custom retirement roast from RhymeLines!!

I've read my own rhymes at many weddings, birthday toasts, and other events. It never ceases to amaze me at how well they are received. The reason I was on the "Today Show" was because I wrote my own rhymes from the material that people provided me with. I email back and forth until you are happy with the end result. I don't care how long it takes for you to be satisfied with it, I'll get it right for you.

Let Me Write Something They'll Love

As you can see from my web site, I've been writing rhymes for many years and I'm easy to find any time of the day or night on my cell phone, fax or at Schaaf Floral where I hang out.