A Toast To Kathy & Todd!!
Okay, the dating is over – And cousin Todd
is wed
At a time like this – There are words that
should be said
First of all Todd – We’re all quite
surprised
You actually got here on time – That fact,
I just realized!!
Since you’re usually late – This is
a good sign
Statistically speaking – I’ll give you
a nine
Your love of sports – Is quite easy to see
You coach girls basketball – I’m surprised,
you don’t referee!!
Being a sports fanatic – Takes up much of
your time
And you love knowing averages – Which I guess
is no crime
Playing socker is a love – That you and I
each share
Being a 7th grade Math teacher –
It’s nice you have this flair!!
But you don’t just teach math – Numbers
are your friend
You love casino gambling – And the racetracks
you attend
You’re quite a sporty fellow – Dear
cousin of mine
And though maybe eccentric – You’re
doing just fine!!
Kathy, you have my sympathy – Since you’ve
just bought a house
If something needs fixing – It won’t
be done by your new spouse
He’s just not a fixer – Can’t you
tell by his hair
You’d better learn carpentry – Or your
house will get in disrepair!!
You make a wonderful couple – With Kathy
by your side
She’s also a numbers cruncher – And
a very pretty bride
She has a love for animals – And collects
little toys
What are they, Beanie Babies – One should
do what one enjoys!!
Okay, I’ve had my fun – But I tease
because I love
And also I’m excited – You two fit just
like a glove
Coming from strong, loving families – Both
of you should be aware
That each of us here tonight – Are happy
for you and really care!!
So let’s all raise our glasses – To
the new bride and groom
Kathy and Todd, we love you – Each of us
in this room!!
