What is it that causes us

To make decisions so bad

If you’re looking in from the outside

If just makes you feel sad

It’s usually young people

Who make our hearts break

What the hell are they thinking

It ’so easy to see, for gods sake

Just one more last party

And then I’ll grow up

So pass me a joint

And fill up my cup

Oh, I’ve heard all of your stories

I don’t doubt that they’re true

But there’s no reason for me to get excited

All that shit happened to you

You and I are quite different

I’m smarter, you know

All that stuff you got in trouble for

Isn’t part of my show

I know that you love me

But you must realize

I’m having fun with my friends

Can’t you see it through my eyes

Sure I’ve gotten in trouble

But it was just a small deal

It won’t happen again

Come on, lets get real

So let’s stop all our haggling

I know that I’m right

But if something crazy should happen

Can I call you at night!!