Merry Xmas all you kiwanians
Hasn’t it been a fun year
We’ve all worked very hard
So we have reason to cheer
We gathered food for the needy
Raised money for the poor
Taught the kids about leadership
And still had time for more
We’ve had many interesting speakers
Though some seemed quite long
We were pitched by some causes
And even sang some songs
We sold peaches last summer
And peanuts in December
We ate the pig in October
And changed Presidents if you remember
Old officers left smiling
But we gave it not a thought
Wes found out the reason
While searching for the balance he sought
If your not all aware now
Then lets get in the game
Our secretary, treasurer & president
Are more than just a name
Theres money to account for
And reports they need to file
If they didn’t do it
Can you imagine the pile
Though we take them for granted
At least once every year
We should stand and applaud them
And give them a cheer
And even more astounding
Is our Secretary’s role
He’s got a term never ending
How’s that for a goal
And now about the Chuckerster
Our president you know
He wants to brag about Kiwanis
With large signs that we can show
It not a bad idea
I think the world should know
We really work our buns off
So lets put on a show
And what about Old Smoke
Doesn’t he owe the club a break
If he doesn’t take the rag back
What other parties will I make
So far we’ve had the pig roast
With one scheduled for the Spring
Everyone’s put in their money
I guess parties are the thing
I don’t want to forget about Dennis
As a DK, he’s next to none
The guy who really wants him back
Is our Prez, Chuck Dettman
For Dennis made the rule up
If it’s your birthday bring some cake
So his birthday came in October
And no appearance did he make
Is he coming back to join us
Or will he go and fade away
Let’s all start to call him
So he knows what we have to say
So in this Xmas season
Let’s not forget to pause
And thank the almighty power
For helping with our cause
It’s the youth we go to bat for
To help them understand
There’s rules that you can follow
Like footprints in the sand
Oh there’s things that might seem painful
But perception is the key
If you really don’t expect it
You’ve lost nothing, don’t you see
So I wish you Merry Xmas
And lift my glass to you in cheer
There’s money to raise for the youth
We’ll be calling early next year
