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Rhymes Of The Week
January President's Column | Merry Christmas! | When A Loved One Is Lost | Kelly Stiffed The Rhymer! | The New Fridley Lion | My Friend Ricky Boy! | Kudos to the writers! | Thanks Mr. Ryan! | Well Done Albert! | The Man In The Jug | To Stacy | Thank You Diane! | Earl Bakken - An Incredible Man! | Stevenson School of Excellence | Chuckie 2004 | Goodbye Mrs. | Merry Christmas Marry Ann! | Sgt. Dauphin | A Toast To Rhonda & Bob! | Paul Ridgeway | Waldo Bunge | Thank You Coach Herb Brooks! | Mad Dog Vachon! | Compelling Reasons To Avoid Hell! | Thank You Jill | Chuck McKusick | Aunt Rosemary | The Borman Family | Joe Bananas | Erwin Charles Dauphin Jr.



I know this isn't normal - But felt it was something I wanted to give to you

To show my heartfelt appreciation - For all the wonderful things you do

From the moment you got me - It's been one big happy time

And I'm still having fun - Although I'm a bit past my prime

When you named me Morgan - I really had my doubts

With brothers Clint and Garth - Two old rednecks that are really louts

Named after country western singers - My, My a legend to behold

But there's more to this story - A story that needs to be told

Clint took after daddy - A cocker with a twisted brain

And Garth is just naturally stupid - He lays out in the rain

But I took after Mama - An Australian through and through

Work hard and pay attention - And there's nothing you can't do

Linda, you were my teacher - Teaching me all those neat tricks

Holding dog biscuits on my paws - Something I picked up quick

Then eating them on command - My best friend Snoopy was even impressed

But he doesn't understand the concept - Don't eat until your told to, I stressed

After the first few years - Our family began to grow

We got a to have a baby - Kayla is her name, as you all know

Kayla is really a funny girl - And ahs turned out lives around

Always asking so many questions - If she were a dog, it'd be a bloodhound

And Pete always takes me riding - In he truck with the window down

With my head hanging and tongue wagging - I know, looking like a clown

And last but not least I thank you - For those wonderful Scooby Snacks

The thought of eating one - Causes my doggy lips to smack

I wanted to share this - While we're still having fun

And to thank you all - For all the things you've done

I feel I'm so lucky - To have been raised in a home

That treats their dog like royalty - And plenty of dogs bones

So thank you, thank you, thank you - From the bottom of my heart

Now Pete, can we go for a ride - What time will we depart!!

Bud Dauphin | rhymelines.com
 

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