Hey Molner, is it really over, your pension you have earned

You’ve chased and caught the cheaters, from you, many lessons they’ve learned

You possess all the human frailties, except you pay what’s due

You know if you short the IRS, they’ll send someone just like you

I met you in the 80’s, at first we didn’t jell

You asked what I did with all that money, you knew I wouldn’t tell

Actually you were quite charming, you and Sack were such a crew

In fact I used to wonder, how’d I end up with these two

Some guys in government service, lose track of where they came

They try to act so mean and tough, but that really wasn’t your game

You had a certain quality, in sales, you’d have pulled the wool

But you’re such a likable fellow, as long as they’re taxes were paid in full

I know I hold the record, because you had to buy me lunch

I had no money or credit cards, I really beat you to the punch

It really burned your dander, and you kinda lost your cool

You didn’t mind buying lunch for me, but God, it was against the rule!!

I really wish you all the best, for you worked so hard these many years

And though you cost me lots of dough, I’d still buy you some beers

You never took it personally, but went strictly by the book

If they dared cheat on their taxes, you treated them like a crook

So whatever life may send you, recall the days gone by

When you were chasing Jack and Erv, remember us with a sigh

For as time goes marching down the road, we’re all well aged and wise

But I’ll never forget the 80’s, it actually brings a tear to my eyes

So whether you know it, or if you don’t, a legacy’s been left by you

We’d all better pay our taxes, or someone will turn the screw

So happy retirement to you Big Jim, but I wonder what’s up next

Life has a way of bringing a surprise, and none of us knows the text!!