Thank you Congress – For not letting the
polls have an affect you
You showed strength and conviction – Always
tried and true
People yelled, "Hey just drop it" –
But you wouldn’t budge
You wanted to protect us all – By taking
it to the judge!!
The House Congressional Managers – Just couldn’t
let it drop
They took it to the Senate – The last legal
stop
You all pandered to the press – The posturing
was quite sick
The Republicans were relentless – They tried
every trick!!
Was he guilty or innocent – No one really
cared
We were concerned about political scruples –
As the legal case was prepared
Our confidence was gone – For those Congressmen
in charge
Henry Hyde seemed obsessed – That the conspiracy
was just too large!!
It all ended as expected – An acquittal through
and through
With the moral judging concluded – Now what
will you do
Most of you quickly departed – Vacation for
ten long days
Wasting time is an art form – And for Congress,
it seems to pay!!
There has to be a way – For you each to get
a grade
Some way to dissuade you – From participating
in these tirades
And maybe in the end – Just maybe you’ll
begin to believe
That the polls do mean something – And the
majority isn’t so naļve!!
And just at the end – Of this bizarre Valentines
week
But who should step forward – But the master
of "Negative Speak"
We’ve heard from him before – Never
in a positive note
Usually stumping for someone – Always trying
to dictate our vote!!
This time, he attacked a doll – That little
children adore
Since it is purple in color – It must be
gay, therefor
Mr. Falwell, I thank you – For people can
finally see
You’re probably not the best spokesman –
When it comes to Teletubbies!!
Now we’ll just hold our breath – And
let positive energy flow
Tinky Winky’s psyche will heal – And
he’ll once again be the kids hero
He’ll be stronger for the experience –
Of looking the Monster in the eye
