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Personalize your Rhymes
Tell Your Boss Farewell With A Retirement Roast Speech in Rhyme
Personal poems of various lengths that you can use to reward employees, pay tribute and to honor people who deserve to be recognized. My wedding poems and birthday toasts are the ideal gift for the person who has everything!
A rhyming retirement roast speech is the ideal way to say goodbye to that special boss or co-worker. There is something special about being presented with a rhyme specifically about you and what you've accomplished for your company in your job. It is read to the person in front of their friends and co-workers in a party atmosphere. It not only excites the person receiving the award but it excites the people attending and improves their work performance knowing they are appreciated so much.
A Rhyming Funny Birthday Toast is A Gift In Itself
Most of my rhymes end up actually being physical gifts as well. A funny birthday toast could be read aloud and then a copy of it given to the birthday boy or girl. The rhymes can also be tailored to not only complimenting the award recipients in the office, but also can be used as a teaching tool in explaining what they did and how they did it. It's a fun time in a party atmosphere while still being at work. The rhyme can be framed to give it that importance and style it deserves when it is presented. You can have funny anecdotes about the recipient and their co-workers included so everyone feels part of the celebration. The recipient's family should be invited to attend the celebration, for after all it is a party and this is a big deal.
Let Me Write Your Wedding Poems in Meaningful Rhyme
Not everyone gets their own personalized rhyme, written specifically for them and presented publicly by the boss. Make sure to take pictures and even have it sent to the local newspaper. This states, my employees are special, they work hard and I appreciate all that they do. Because I appreciate them, I have had their hard work translated into rhyme and framed for them to hang on the wall to show the world.
For the person with everything - Now there's a gift
It's easy to buy - And a paradigm shift
Recall their lives - Or things they have done
Some may be funny - Or races they've won!
Let me do it in rhyme - To glorify their life
It could be for a husband - or even a wife
Maybe you're a boss - With a tough working face
You could soften your persona - And still hold the ace!!
Do you see the possibilities - Of what I'm trying to say
People are tired of the same - Day after day
Honor their lives - By recording their acts
They'll get a thrill - If we stick to the facts!!
The cost for each poem - May vary in price
Depending on the length - With a mounting that nice
To give an idea - Of what you might pay
They start out at twenty dollars - Now what do you say!!
For seven great verses - To give to a friend
Then mounted on wood - That you can be proud to send
Is one hundred ninety-nine dollars - The postage I'll pay
As long as you don't require it - To get there the next day!!
So there is the range - But also hear this
It's better if we talk - So important facts I don't miss
For I want you to be happy - And the recipient quite proud
That a friend like you cared enough - To break from the crowd!!
Now think for a minute - Did you ever see
Someone receive a personalized poem - Giggle with glee
No matter their net worth - They hang it on the wall
It's there for close inspection - To be seen by one and all!!
I hope by now you've discovered - There's little that I can't rhyme
Some of them come fast - Others take a little time
But I guarantee you'll be happy - Or I'll rhyme until you smile
For I take my profession seriously - And I'll walk that extra mile!!
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