Thanks For Thinking Of Me!!

Folks, you gotta know – No one loves fun more than me

I had a hunch you might roast – I’m not blind as you can see

But in the land of oneupmanship – I’m master of the game

To have survived as long as I have – Is hard for anyone to claim!!

But I must thank you all – And I feel honored you felt a need

To roast Mike Dubis – But now each of you should heed

For your turn in the barrel is coming – Retribution, you each must pay

Till then, I thank you for coming – To help celebrate this day!!

I’m excited about my Susan – And the families we will blend

I’ve not only got a wonderful wife – But also quite a friend

So on with the party – And thank you all, I guess

But remember as you leave – You’ve just messed with the best!!