There are folks out there - That should not be
forgot
Theyre endearing individuals - Who shoot
off their mouth
About almost anything - There is never a drouth!!
They need to be honored - For they fill a big
need
Theyre thoughtless and selfish - With their
every deed
"I" is the word - They speak of the
most
Their achievements are many - Just listen, they
boast!!
So lets pay them some homage - And stand
them in the light
Make it something theyll remember - On this
special night
Well chop up their egos - With nothing
but truth
Doing it like they would - Being very uncouth!!
And who knows in the end - Maybe theyll
get the point
And gain a little humility - And themselves theyll
unanoint
And even if they dont - Well all have
a laugh
And theyll be the ones - Making the
gaffe!!
So order your Roast - RhymeLiner today
Just give me a sense - Of what you want to say
Ill do it with pleasure - And a smile on
my face
Pay back is hell - But it does have its
place!!