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This is not about tobacco - But something much, much worse
It’s all about marijuana - Our new national curse
For those who are users - Their concern is quite mild
It’s not something they’re proud of - Though I hear the sex is wild!!

As I sat in deep ponder - About the damage that was done
I know their brains are slower - And do they even remember the fun
So is it beyond reality - If a lawyer they should hire
Some vicious back biting pitbull - Who’s never sang in a choir!!

He’d follow the legal channels - By going and file a suit
Against the many drug cartels - Thinking about it makes me hoot
And how would they respond - What could they really do
Against a huge class action suit - Put that in their craw to chew!!

The complaint would go unanswered - Which would play into our hand
And after they defaulted - The lawyers would take command
Now that we have our judgement - So how do we get paid
Just think about this for a moment - Are your doubts beginning to fade?

We’ll just send out the Sheriff - Or maybe the DEA
They’ll collect our money - Busting dealers for them is play
They’ll give us all the money - That they’ve confiscated in the raid
Of course we’ll thank them for it - For coming to our aid!!

And finally we’ll be compensated - For the evil that’s been done
By hooking people on marijuana - Even though it seemed like fun
And when Blue Cross should ask us - Come on, we want our share
Oh no! You made yours in tobacco - This is ours and we don’t care!!