As the world keeps on turning - So comes each
change
From great to real bad - Is how each of them range
It’s usually about money - Or something about sex
How each of us is affected - Can really be complex!!
Now along comes Viagra - And wouldn’t you
know
Investors can get horny - As well as make dough
And what will this do - Just stop and think
It’ll help old guys perform - Who before could just wink!!
Is this something wonderful - And what’s
Grandma to do
She might like some cuddling - But now Grandpa wants to screw
After being so nice - And aging with grace
Suddenly Grandpa’s a stud - Out on the chase!!
And what’s going to happen - Picture this
please
If Grandpa comes home - And gives Grandma a disease
It just shouldn’t happen - But surely it might
Some might find it funny - But should we treat it as trite!!
It’s going to cause trouble - Now please
mark my word
Men are like cattle - They run with the herd
And a chance to be young - That’s what they’ll think
To be virile and studly - And screw like a mink!!
They won’t get it at home - No that’s
for sure
So out on the street - Swinging their lure
It will be quite a sight - These old guys in heat
With flabby old bodies - Full of conceit!!
Just give me a chance - You know I’m a stud
I take that Viagra - So in bed I’m no Dud
They don’t understand - And some never will
You just don’t get romance - By taking a pill!!
But Grandma’s a sweetheart - And she’ll
take him back
When he throws away the pills - And goes back to cognac
And he’ll never have to worry - She won’t tell a soul
What an old fool he was - And out of control!!
