Spoken or written, RhymeLines convey your special message at
a very special time. Let's talk
about how I can make something special for you
- today.
If we could get him to the car Wed stash him in the trunk
The Maid Of Honor is giddy She brought her own wine
Although she is staggering She says, shes just fine!!
The flower girl wants to know If she can have a drink
Two of the groomsmen are heaving In the hotel bathroom sink
The brides dad doesnt drink But the stress is so high
Hes standing at the bar With his wife, whos started to cry!!
The dinner is over And the Bestman starts his toast
"Hey, I really love you guys" The bride is staring, white as a ghost
"Maybe we can go fishing" He stammers along
The grooms mother is muttering "Why is everything going wrong"!!
Then comes the Maid of Honor Taking her turn
"You guys are the greatest" Every sober face shows concern
Then the mic starts moving Out into the crowd
A neighbor starts rambling About twenty years ago, quite loud!!
Now comes the Aunt Of the former bride to be
The women in our family Are smart, cant you see
We dont take no guff Though our men are quite bright
And youd better not bother us Or be ready to fight!!
The brides father finally grabs it Hes got the mic in his hand
He stands up and begins speaking As he looks over at the band
Thank you all for attending And you can tell at a glance
Theyre a perfectly matched couple After my toast, lets all dance!!
He raises his glass And toasts the bride and groom
Wishing them much happiness From everyone in the room
But people are still laughing About the toasts from before
Wondering what the heck happened That we all had to endure!!
It could have been prevented With two easy rules
No drinking before the reception So youre not acting like fools
Designate the Toasters Review what theyll say