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WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!!

(SOMEONE MIGHT BE LISTENING!)

 

It’s easy to rant - Criticizing others beliefs

When you don’t think for yourself - You’re living like a thief

Are you conservative or liberal - What difference does it make

If you think with some logic - Life won’t seem like a mistake!

 

Lets face it my friend - To get elected takes votes

Each of us has one - So the politicians take note

If you listen to their rhetoric - And think for yourself

Not a hell of a lot will happen - That will give any of us great wealth!

 

Let’s talk about abortion - Does it really make sense

For you to stick your nose in - Or philosophically ride the fence

Though it may not be popular - Lets agree to disagree

If she doesn’t think like you do - And want to be a mother to be!

 

And what about welfare - Someone has to pay

But we also shouldn’t let welfare - Go on day after day

If you want to get some money - Then you must perform some work

You’ll not only regain self respect - You won’t be such a jerk!

 

But one thing I know for certain - Our soldiers must surely know

They must respect their commander - Or throw down their uniforms and go

To keep on yapping - "But he refused to serve"

That truth is gone forever - Stop trying to hit that nerve!

 

Obviously a majority - Like what he has done

Now, stop crying about it - This race has been won

If you really analyze - And cut the hatred from your thoughts

Life wouldn’t seem so helpless - Show some love, like you were taught!

 

Now I’ll close with a little story - This Jar Head who couldn’t quit

Smoking his nasty cigarettes - Leaving a stench upon his lips

He’d actually sneak his toothpaste - Using snow to rinse his mouth

So his bride wouldn’t find out - And tell him to head south!

 

Is this someone you’d consider - To judge what you have done

My thoughts exactly, Booby - Not a loser, but someone who’s won

So my advice to you my friend - Think for yourself using logic for a match

And taking the process a little farther - Go get yourself a nicotine patch!!!

©Bud Dauphin/1996

 

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